paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

fooliofailure:

paper-mario-wiki:

there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.

who is this man and what music did he make???

if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, there’s approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.

here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:

for those wondering, yes, he also made THE generic royalty free song that was EVERYWHERE in 2014.

i mean i knew him but like WOAH every one of these songs i knew within 0.2 seconds 

gaysexhaver666:

bitter-badfem-harpy:

babyangel-jpg:

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.

Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!

shakescene:

rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead has both gay representation AND two braincell representation. tom stoppard had no idea he was being a progressive icon this entire time

leonardi-dicaprisun:

sweethotnight:

yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack

the anniversary of this legend

roxilalonde:

fun facts about stephenie meyers siblings ft. my escalating levels of distress and concern:

• all of her siblings’ names (seth, emily, jacob, paul, and heidi) end up in the twilight saga in one way or another
  
• not all incorporations are made equal
• i.e. heidi is a glorified extra who shows up for 2 chapters at the end of the second book whereas jacob is literally the secondary love interest for the entire series
• on a scale from jacob to heidi how bad is your relationship with your sister
• seth and paul are both werewolves
• seth is a sweet, harmless baby brother type in the books and also the name of one of meyer’s sons so im gonna take a leap and say he was steph’s favorite
• except for jacob, who got to be the third billing character in the series while everyone else got to be a tertiary character at best
• emily gets horribly maimed. so uh. thats fun
• on a scale from seth to emily how bad is your relationship with your sister
  
• i cant stop thinking about heidi though like. all of the others have moderate to important roles in the series meanwhile heidi is just some italian chick who eats people and says MAYBE 3 words? she’s like the volturi’s receptionist or something. a fucking receptionist
• all of this is just varying degrees of batshit obviously. i cannot imagine my sister writing me as a character in her pulpy vampire romance novel and us ever being on speaking terms again
• how do you react to that? how do you have a relationship. how do you roll up to thanksgiving and sit across the table from someone who makes $50 million a year off a YA series where YOU are a speaking character
• actually never mind. yeah if my sister made $50 million a year i wouldnt say shit to her about it either
• still though
• somewhere out there is a man named “jacob meyer” who has never known peace 

xxx-justyourlocaltrashcan-xxx:

There’s something SUPER satisfying about hearing the walking sounds on wood or stone blocks in minecraft.

i was just thinking how wonderful it sounds to mine netherrack